We're only interested in one thing, Ignatiy. Can you review a movie? Can you
make us laugh? Can you make us cry? Can you make us want to break out in
joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay! 

This is the gentleman's being convicted of human rights violations.

Actually, the German word for "Being simultaneously amused and aroused by bodily discomfort and shame" is abendwessen.

I had suspected he'd be farting and burping while having sex, but SNEEZING too?

Since when did the Power Rangers become not-crap?

I can't tell you how pissed I was to go into X-Men Origins: Wolverine and get a fracking origin story.

Much like they did with a little film called Alien.

Honest-to-God I think the last movie I saw in theaters with my dad was Nothing But Trouble.

Look to Real Irwin's coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

Well, what's stopping them from making it an animated sequel? I think the series is offbeat enough to allow for that.

Johnson?

AfterA*V*C*L*U*B.

… and may God have mercy on your soul.

Not "Happy Birthday!"

I mean sub-channels in the sense that they are part of a broadcaster's suite of, well, sub-channels. For instance, "THIS" in Portland is carried by the ABC affiliate, which is channel 2. So ABC is 2-1, and THIS is 2-2.

FX was on last night (on one of those broadcast sub-channels called "THIS"), and me and my gf both realized that not only had we not seen either movie in a long time, but that we remembered them being quite clever and entertaining. The 1st one held up well, not sure about the 2nd.

It was Earth all along.

That's good enough for me.

The AV CLUB:

My favorite scene from Harry and the Hendersons. I actually reenacted it as an adult when I realized I had $10, free-time, and no shame.