And by "comment on the AV Club" you mean "fine-tune your designs for a taser-tipped strap-on."

"Quick! My boss will be over in 10 minutes, and I told him Paper Mache Kirk is actually my rancher cousin from Montana! Hurry, let's get this cowboy hat on him!"

Week 14: SVU rerun

The bed is also a human skull.

It's The Voice not Idol, so it'd be less vitriolic venom, and more "Wow, you should be so proud of yourself for making it this far. Don't stop following your dream, you'll be BIG someday."

One time I got a Taco Bell Gordita when they were a new item, and I swear there was minimum wage cum on it. I mean, what sort of translucent-whitish goopy mess would be on a taco, anyway?

"Can I play the piano anymore?"

That's just because he was placed within proximity of David Bowie's Legendary Bulge.

I swear there's an article on here on the topic of a movie title's effect (or non-effect) on its box office.

Hey, take it to the proper comment section.

I'd like to derail this thread to talk about MOS since that article's comment section if way too fucking big.

Weekend at Bernie's 3: Pine Ridge

I'll go get one of the moderators to clear this up.

Additionally, I thought Willem Dafoe was great in Bob Crane.

Do you like that sideboob? Well you shouldn't. 'Cause that's MY sideboob.

The way you wrote that, it sounds like you read the DOMA news in Red She Hulk.

INT. Applebee's bar

Shoulda ended with the Flaming Carrot coming out of nowhere at the very end.

I think whenever AV Clubists are fired, they have to hand in their pun.

I envision it as a coffee table book.