It's fitting that Amelie got a job writing for the shitty seasons of the Office because these tolerability indexes are never funny in any way, shape, or form.

It's fitting that Amelie got a job writing for the shitty seasons of the Office because these tolerability indexes are never funny in any way, shape, or form.

You're a fucking turd of a person.

You're a fucking turd of a person.

I know I said this when the movie came out, but I'll say it again anyway: if the genders were reversed in that teacher sequence this movie never even would have been released.

I know I said this when the movie came out, but I'll say it again anyway: if the genders were reversed in that teacher sequence this movie never even would have been released.

That first track is not something I would ever expect a Nick Cave song to be called.

That first track is not something I would ever expect a Nick Cave song to be called.

Also *cough* Davidcrossweightgain *cough*

Also *cough* Davidcrossweightgain *cough*

Can we as a culture quit glorifying Beyoncé? Or, at the very least, tone it down just a smidge?

Can we as a culture quit glorifying Beyoncé? Or, at the very least, tone it down just a smidge?

The overhyped, gimmicky band with one mediocre record broke up? At least they acknowledge that they were self involved.

The overhyped, gimmicky band with one mediocre record broke up? At least they acknowledge that they were self involved.

I laughed out loud at that, "boydle", the bagels line, and Teddy flipping out and stabbing the ice cream-stuffed shark with a butter knife.

I laughed out loud at that, "boydle", the bagels line, and Teddy flipping out and stabbing the ice cream-stuffed shark with a butter knife.

I think it was that line that cemented Teddy as being the funniest character on the show.

I think it was that line that cemented Teddy as being the funniest character on the show.

Psh, I saw that dude back when he went by his real name, Bryan Danielson. AMATEURS.

Psh, I saw that dude back when he went by his real name, Bryan Danielson. AMATEURS.