Un poco bien, ENSMDDC. Pero una tortilla no cuesta millones de dolares.

I don't have a basement, but I am intrigued by the Princess Leia dominatrix fantasies. Tell me more.

All I could do was ding a ding dang my dang along ling long!

Doubting Thomas Kinkade? That's gold, JVS, gold!

JVS, have you ever seen Serrano's "History of Sex?" I don't think Mapplethorpe has anything on him. Autofellatio, horse-cock fondling, girl-guy strap-on action, fisting… all available in art museums!

When exactly did Jennifer Connelly cross the line from "extraordinarily attractive" to "eat a sammich fer Christ's sake!?" I seem to recall that she still had it massively goin' on in Requiem (even leaving aside the ass to ass) so I would guess some time after that…

Also, what is a "diety?" Is that the Holy Father of Shedding Unwanted Pounds?

Hey, now, that last one was just his broadening of his art by emulating Serrano. The piece was going to be called "Piss Pooh."

Yes, and how many roads must a neutral walk down before you will declare him uninvolved? And how many times must the cannonballs fly at a neutral before the U.N Security Council issues a sternly worded resolution?

Nope

Neologicians need colonoscopies!

Dammit, Frito, why must you pour salt in the wound? Detroit is but a husk of city now, what with Chrysler earned by taxpayers and Euros, GM flat busted, and now the Wings lose. It's like you're some sort of… pendejo.

Threads like this are why I like this site- that and the MST3K riffs.

Fuck remaking Conan. They should just re-release the original in theaters. Thanks to the miracle of modern theater science, I am going to see Pulp Fiction AND Blazing Saddles on the big screen tonight- I would pay double if one was Conan (the Barbarian, not the Destroyer).

I've seen it- she can totally play my skin flute any time.

I got nothin' to add other than more love for Larry Hama, especially the early issues of G.I. Joe. Great characters, lots of realism (for a comic book based on a toy anyway), great stories… I loved my GI Joe subscription, the comics showing up in the mail in their little brown sleeves. Good times for lil' nerd.

Except if you just look at Keyes' resume it seems pretty impressive- Cornell/Harvard undergrad, Harvard PhD, State Department… if you didn't know he was insane you might be inclined to give him a shot.

Mike Steele etc- nice handle.

I loved Popeye the movie when I was a little kid. It's probably why, even after everything, I don't totally despise Robin Williams.

Emperor Jim, some officers have personalities- just not in the Air Force (except A-10 pilots), Navy (except SEALs), or Army (except SF). Oh and a blanket exception for intel weenies.