Have we soon forgotten the all time king, Hallway Fight from Oldboy?

There was already a Chayton vs Hood. Hood will have to come up with something special for the rematch.

Yep. She sure is ginger alright.

"See the first few seasons of Bones, for example."

My greatest nightmare is that this lasts 9 seasons. Nine seasons of this shit character preventing Dennis Haysbert from being a fucking badass on something good.
TV, you're ALWAYS DOING THIS! FUCK YOU!!

I thought that was Alana Bloom lying broken on the ground, the life slowly draining out of her.

D'FWAN!!

I don't really have the patience to be getting all smart about this right now: I downloaded it from a torrent site for free and have no intention of watching it again. Go away, Netflix. You've ruined my life.

On the one hand, you're absolutely right. On the other hand, the ONLY reason the plan worked is because every single character involved suddenly got fucking retarded.

They should make a comic exploring the inner lives of people who read things like "During Secret Wars, the Marvel Universe and Ultimate Universe will reportedly “smash together,” so that by the time of the Secret Wars mini-series, only bits and pieces from each will survive, resulting in a newly merged comics universe…

Mooney's extremely flimsy plan that would never in a million years have worked because it just didn't make any fucking sense, failed?

I wouldn't even watch the sketches they thought should be aired. So telling me this was too crap to make it on TV and that it might be worth checking out… doesn't make a ton of sense.

It actually has no business being mentioned in the same breath as Banshee. In terms of tone and subject matter it's actually far closer to Friday Night Lights than anything else - also with similar levels of heart, I might add.

Who the fuck does she think she is?

You think they're going to show it in the afternoon?

And this is a perfect opening to discuss Spec Ops: The Line, which I went into - like you - expecting to do my best to be the good guy.

The last Splinter Cell had a similar but different version of this - where you get the highest amount of points for being stealthy. This is all well and good but for the fact that at many points in the game, if you try to shoot your way out of trouble, you will be destroyed instantly (I.e. the game is harder if you…

Indeed, in Shadows of Mordor, I knew that I could just get away with ignoring the various differences of opinion orcs had concerning my actions in favor of going on a witless rampage across the map, chopping off heads left and right.

What the fuck was that?

Then let me be your diversity beard.