Wolf Hall and the sequel is fucking baller.

That's a low fucking bar.

I, on the other hand, watched A Most Wanted Man, which is probably the last thing most of us will ever see PSH in.

Did you get included in those ladies' wills?

All I got from that was "I want to tell you you are witty, but that I disagree with your positions for reasons I can't get into right now, so instead I will subject you to a half arsed personal attack and imply that you are a misogynist (thereby revealing that I didn't or couldn't read the post I'm responding to).…

Well to expand the metaphor, I'd say that should be contingent on an Esposito exposure quotient. Where projectiles are graded according to the specific Esposito article being experienced.

It's hard to know exactly how best to respond to this, as it displays such a Heidegger-esque resistance to comprehensibility and humour that it's doubtful it can ever be read in the way the author intended.

Yeah… in the hierarchy of favorable responses to my written material, it goes:

In reality, I'd come across the AV Club before I had Jezebel, but for the sake of The Bit, let's assume the following is accurate:

Predictably terrible.

Es muy bueno.

Oh my fucking god. I made it 50 seconds in. There was just too much fedora/vest/paedo-goatee interface.

I will pay $50,000 to prevent Dream Theater releasing more records.

This is simultaneously the dumbest premise I've ever heard and something I could easily imagine causing a civil war in America.

Hitchcock should win the Emmy for "How did it all slip away?"

Und now is the time that we dance.

This slips nicely inside my pedantry, which seeks to point out that Survivor are American and Lou Bega is German.

God forbid a reality TV series actually unflinchingly deal with something real that happens to occur.

Jones says Bros will be one of the rare TV stories that will “deal with the interior lives of black men. We’re either thugs or athletes, but there’s so much more to who we are that falls in between that spectrum.”

"Have we not gotten bored of The Room yet? It really doesn't even have that many funny parts, a lot of it is just boring…"