Lauren getting third place was the most purely satisfying experience of the week that didn't involve orc decapitation or vaginal interference.

I'm quite impressed by how much rank stupidity you've managed to fit into such a brief amount of writing.

"Aside from being rude you are really fucking stupid. Carl Jung, Freud, Wilhelm Wundt…"

AW, THE DENVER BRONCOS?!?!

Sorry, I don't recognise this picture you're painting at all. Maybe when you talk of "Europe" you mean Bulgaria or something, because where I live, you cannot even think about talking of racism against blacks being anywhere near the level it is in America. Mixed race relationships and their produce in particular are…

…are you people stupid? It's 19-fucking-hundred! NO-ONE knows anything about mental health beyond "She's gone wacko, better put her in the nut house". Calling the men in white coats would have been considered the act of a loving husband concerned for his wife AND a legitimate medical recourse.

…did not want to know.

Well…

I don't care what the in-universe explanation for Ealy's character is - that doesn't stop it from being lame on TV.

I'm going to run this into the ground, but it remains true: Almost Human was doomed as soon as it entirely failed to take advantage of the fact that one of its leads was a ROBOT. Robots should act like robots, not like people who have a bunch of plot-solving gadgets they can conveniently pull out of their arseholes at…

Ooh, I liked that game. The 3D aspect was pretty much irrelevant though. Which nicely brings us full circle: All you really need to be aware of in space is distance to target.

The publishers could save so much time and money if they simply napalmed a forest.

"You look tired, Mackey."

That's still going? I really must get past episode 3 one of these days.

And now we're into territory where we have to evaluate whether France has a department of cops whose sole responsibility is the policing of riots.

GOD DAMMIT CASTLE!

Liking the return of that Whedon staple: Where female characters cannot have power and agency on their own, it must be sucked out of their male colleagues.

This looks and sounds like something Amy Smart would have headed up in 1997.

I'm going to try and see if posting the exact opposite of my post that got deleted is enough: "I really do give a shit about the title screens of various Game Boy games. I find them to be of value artistically and in miscellaneous other entirely not empty ways cleverer people than me can surely get into."

It's only a crappy imitation if you're an insufferable "I prefer their earlier material" wanker.