Was the horribly embarrassing part where you took a date to see a Harry Potter movie?

Well of course. He killed fiddy men. He's an American hero!

The first 20 minutes or whatever of Wall E were far more raw to me than anything in Up.

Also went to a boys school… but we got the DiCaprio one. The only thing I got out of it was an obsession with that O Verona jam/montage from the beginning. And an everlasting appreciation for the power of a good story…

"I somehow managed to cry three separate times during an action film that is incredibly inaccurate…"

Now there's a British show crying out for an unnecessary American remake.

Is there an appropriate mood for investigating the murder of a child?

From the couple odd episodes I watched, that bit rang true: Life is so grindingly tedious in that part of the country, you might as well live two of them.

I still think there would be room in my life for a show where she played a gritty murder detective whose dialogue was almost exclusively crude sexual innuendo.

I held a street party.

Is it? He's always had a Goebbesian look to him to me.

I can barely convey the delight I felt when the Nazi commander said "Insubordinate…"

The warm chuckle I get from thinking about doing it even now is reward enough.

Every time I get on a plane I say to the stewardesses "I just want to say good luck - we're all counting on you."

If you're referring to the way you've lowered yourself to:

Oh, and I'd just like to register a big "You Fucking Asshole" to Billy Joel for changing the name of the drink to "Tonic & Gin" so it fucking rhymes.

Yeah, I heard that ship cost like 20 large or something, and it was on loan from a museum.

"I liked Rome, but honestly if an ancient Roman watched it they would find it obvious and unsubtle."

Who else thought of that poor props guy when Terry smashed the Lego house?

I'm finding it incredibly hard to believe that the guy who came out with Rome also dropped this. The pilot of this show felt like an intern took a crack at it because the big guy suddenly realised he couldn't be fucked.