"I like what I’m seeing of Extant, but there’s still a bit of emptiness at its center."

I loved Colleen episodes mostly because they gave Alec Baldwin his best material.

"This critic isn't giving the show a chance" = "This critic isn't excusing all the manifestly terrible things that happen in this show that my brain is bizarrely able to tolerate".

Things I will have sympathy for: Depression.

Oh, it was definitely that. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That is a vile slur on a show that once had a plot in which the club captain was assassinated during a match by a time traveling hitman sent from the future by the owner of the club in order to prevent him transferring to Manchester United on a Bosman.

"But unless immigration agents top out at GS-9, I'd say this guy has had very shitty performance reviews or a boss that hates his guts."

This is her butt. There are many butts like it, but this one is hers.

Space is fucking boring.

I realised now after Googling her that I recognise her from Enchanted. Which I have seen THREE FUCKING TIMES.

I choose to assume that Whitaker's Oscar win (and any other awards he has won or is yet to win) is recognition for his work as Kavanaugh: Lieutenant of Ownage.

I will give you your dream by announcing here today in front of all: I consider Bad Boys 2 not only your greatest work, but the greatest work of the last 15 or so years in cinema.

Oh don't worry, he did.

"Spartacus’ fantasy of his wife … acts as a direct counterpoint to the aforementioned troubling scene of Batiatus, Lucretia, and their slaves. Both sequences are grounded in character…"

I would be ecstatic at the possibility of just taking someone's house.

Hands up who is only hearing that this show exists for the first time now.

"If they eliminated or severely altered the Offsides rule it would encourage scoring and actually reward athleticism" - man criticising people for not knowing anything about soccer.

That's top 10, but come on. THE definitive Bauer awesomeness has to be in S2 where he threatened to kill that guy's children if he didn't tell him where the [thing] was.

"She tried to escape."

Actually did a STEVE HOLT double fist pump. Cannot think of a single TV show that has prompted one of those for AGES.