"Islamic State of Iraq and Syria".

Switch out "great zombie kill" for "perfunctory character death" and you are describing GoT.

I fear what I do not understand.

For fucking real. It's strange and confusing to me how excited I am for this news even though I've never played the game.

Was in the wildness of East London yesterday when I found something distressing and inexplicable:

God, it's even worse than I thought (for me).

I paid fifteen quid for a pair of Skullcandy headphones once.

If he died tomorrow his legacy would live on in the fact that if you add "Liz Lemon!" to the end of almost any Kanye West tweet, it's basically him.

And you just know that Apple will be thinking about including that integrated Beats Audio system that actively borks sound when you DISABLE it - so that the shitty sound it outputs sounds better in comparison.

…you're not actually suggesting Skullcandy make good headphones, are you?

"or switching serial port types from AppleTalk/SCSI to USB/FireWire) because they then had to buy adapters or new peripherals, but there was usually a pretty good user experience in return."

*Billie Piper's body double. Who is starting to drive me insane.

In what universe could Boss ever be considered "must watch"?

First rule of the editing game: If you're hired on a fantasy gig - insist on a retainer agreement.

Fuck denial. I steer straight into the maelstrom.

Do you keep your dog in a house? Where's your forest habitat, you NAZI!?

Cynic! I see nothing about "subjects will all be people who were unsatisfied with their previous, hospital-bound birthing experiences" that could possibly lead to propaganda for or against certain groups…

The Botswana metal scene is BRUTAL IN COWBOY EXCELSIS.

You've never seen a visualisation of temperatures before where blue is cold, red is hot and the colours in between are as we see here?

You're too late, I thought about it for five seconds just now.