Thanks, Captain Hindsight.

Nine upvotes.

"The story was to follow an Arab-American girl accidentally kidnapped by her extended family and forced to come to terms with life behind the veil in Riyadh."

Don't really know why you'd be disappointed by that scene. Does Abby strike you as someone who would willingly move into a place where the last tenants were gruesomely murdered?

…I cannot work out if you're high or I'm high, because it doesn't seem real to me that I've had to clarify three times now that I'm talking about the RED HAIRED ONE. THE ONE WITH NO POWERS AND HENCE NO NEED TO BE SEALED AWAY FOR ANYONE'S PROTECTION.

Comedy tropes that will always, always work on me: Tactical bleeping.

I have come so, so close too many times to count.

Am I the only person on Earth who wouldn't give a shit if a grisly murder were committed in an apartment I was looking at?

No. Never.

Imprisoning a child for their entire childhood because of a condition their sibling suffers from = an example ofimperfect parenting.

I like a good ale… But why would you drink beer when smoking dope is a thing?

That's any intelligent parent though. You want your children thinking you're rich and asking you to buy them shit all the time? I know my folks didn't.

This article is discriminatory against oldest siblings. Boycott AV CLUB.

No, fuck you. The Little Mermaid took liberties with logic and physics: Mermaids? They don't exist! How are they communicating under water? The Lion King took liberties: So the zebras are just okay with letting their monarchs munch on them from time to time? They support that shit? None of that stuff actually matters…

This is the only thing about Frozen that made the tiniest lick of sense.

He was the best part of Goon… given that he wrote it.

Oh, THAT'S Eric Andre?

He's still on Vikings. I literally just watched him beat a dude to death for no reason.

So, Sgt. Friday.

They are running out of special cop units to make procedurals about.