I feel a lot better now. Thanks.

I only watched it because of him. Specifically the line "We put a bomb in your head."

I am eternally grateful to that film for a few things. First, being one of the funniest, most affecting pieces of cinema I've had the pleasure of. Second my reducing my girlfriend to a state of such emotional rawness, that I didn't even need foreplay that night. But most pertinently, I'm grateful to Synecdoch New York…

Look, there's a chance Blood Mountain will simply be the soundtrack. There's still hope!

That means he can look like Roland.

The original Rake is one of the best surprises I've seen on TV. I can't find a thing wrong to say about it apart from that there isn't enough of it.

12 year old you would have shit himself with glee at those graphics.

Wouldn't that part of the saga be rejigged to have Ron Howard in it?

How long have you been expecting such a thing, given that Eastwood would have been far too old in 1990?

Thanks for repeating the joke.

Your shit straw man is shit.

I could probably come up to a cogent response to a legitimate point, but all you came out with was a barely intelligible blast of barely English rambling.

…yeah, I've actually seen it.

"It’s not really going out on a limb to say that the fourth season of The Wire is one of the greatest artistic achievements ever produced for television."

Man, it is CRAZY how little meaning or sense this whole post contains. I've just been like, staring at it for 10 minutes.

I find it hard to understand how anyone could be that interested in The Room.

"But completely altering her character solely because she is a woman is not. Removing the war background…"

It could have guessed it. Having thought quite hard, I decided long ago that the two fundamental reasons I didn't particularly rate Sherlock above Elementary are:

So, if I have this straight, because you're a deeply dull person who can only enjoy regurgitated derivatives of stuff you've already seen, Sherlock is better than Elementary?

The purpose of satire isn't to give offence. You fucked up the bit!