Drummer jokes are the best
What do you call a pathetic loser who hangs around musicians?
A drummer.

Amen, brother.

Human Target
How is anyone up for Captain America besides Mark Valley from Human Target? That whole show is basically a giant audition reel to play Steve Rogers.

You might want to cut down on the desserts. Also, sex with men.

Well played, NWAB. Well played.

I'd fuck your father in the shower and go have a snack.

6 films +2 shorts + 1 co-directing credit equals 7.5, so his next would be his eighth and a half.

NOT THE VILLAGE!

Mixed feelings
Most of this episode was simply excellent; I rewound my DVR and watched Weston's execution twice for the moment when he asks that his son never see what happened to him. That said…

Diseases Board Game
I actually have that game. It's called Infection, and is more fun than you'd think.

Metal Gear Solid anyone?
Any of the MGS entries from this decade should be on this list. Their gameplay is still phenomenal, the stories were always rich and cinematic, and they started the whole trend of stealth games.

But only call if you're disease free!
Everything this guy does is truly a Portrait of Awesomeness. I would watch anything he's in, including the inevitable sex tape with a Swell Season fan.

This list is awesome
Thank you, AV Club. There's enough common ground (The National and Wilco in the top 10!) that I trust you when you say the stuff I don't know is good too. I've got some albums to buy…

Tig's episode
I completely agree that this was a slightly less satisfying episode than the previous one. The resolutions involving Opie, Chibs, and Piney all felt too pat. But the episode's saving grace was Tig. It's been clear he's coming apart at the seams, and the aborted sex with Gemma finally pushed him over the…

Your mom. She looks the part.

Things can always get worse
Just incredible. But I don't think Gemma was just trying to "snap everyone out of it." It seemed to me to be a very specific, very panicked reaction to what Jax said. She needed a very large diversion so no one asked him what he meant. If Bobby's worried about picking sides, Gemma's…

I FIRED him!
Sorry, but that's my favorite moment from Shattered Glass. Peter Sarsgaard is awesome. And I'm not just saying that as a fellow "-gaard." But that does have a lot to do with it.

Wait, I'm confused
The "hero" of this movie can't work up a decent home-security system, but he's an absolute freakin' genius when it comes to designing overly elaborate death traps?

Nothing says faith in a movie…
like releasing it in January!

I blame the Beatles
I think this is all the result of the Beatles game. Because they could, the estate representatives negotiated a real ass-kissing depiction of the band. Don't get me wrong, I love the Beatles and I love the game, but not actually playing as a Beatles avatar and showing them playing harmoniously up…