Seriously, no one's sold a million?
I find that shocking. Not even some generic country star? Where have you gone Toby Keith? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

To be fair…
Is there an answer to the question "Why is everyone killing themselves?" that wouldn't have sounded utterly ridiculous?

Aw crap, I used the word first. But seriously, I just bought the album. And I'm loving it. Especially "One of Us Must Know"

What a coincidence
I just listened to Blonde on Blonde for the first time two days ago.

A question and then some general asshattery
How do we know Faraday and his crew teleported with the island? I got the impression they were still headed toward the nonexistent freighter after the big disappearing act. Which would suck for them.

My dirty-hippie-James Bond spec script
JAMES BOND: Hey, I'm like James Bond, but you can call me the Jamester, JB, whatever man, it's all good.

Anyone else see that as Herpes Island?
Would've been way more interesting

The correct title
Having been one myself, the correct term is "dude of honor."

The Best of NPR
As much as I enjoy This American Life, it can be a little too navel-gazing at times.

Not going to rip on Best Week Ever
But only because Patton Oswalt did it already. And I'm pretty sure Doug Benson is the lobotomized hack Oswalt is imitating while doing it.

A De Niroesque decline
Anyone else seen the preview for the new Pacino/De Niro movie? I think they're renegade cops or something.

Sorry, it had to be done
So at least we know Annie Lennox isn't just sure….

When you say "arguably my favorite band", who are you imagining an argument with?

I was expecting Woody from Toy Story.

A great actor
Rest in peace.

Oh that's a mirror
I just thought he really dug his ping-pong paddle.

Being on top and slightly larger is a good description of my last girlfriend too.

Yes, thank you for tapping into my intellectual insecurity. I actually checked two separate dictionaries to make sure I wasn't some sort of dummy.

peritries?
peritries?

Close to beautiful
Totally the name of my next album