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Presto Manifesto
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Thanks, mgmt!

Do you like Bailey's? Mmmm creamy, soft and creamy beige.

BOOMING
I've never heard any song of Mandy Moore's in which I would describe her voice as booming. She has that high school talent show breathiness that makes my teeth clench involuntarily.

Crispy Neminems
I haven't seen Crispy M&Ms in ages. Gosh, those were amazing in their charmingly lumpy-faced way.

If I hadn't tried one of those Elvis edition banana Reeses cups, I'd agree with you, Banned. The impressive grossness of that candy made me leery of any new chocolate-peanut butter-artificial banana combo.

I'm exactly the opposite. Coconut, for me, pretty much enhances anything. It's the smooth, sexy bass guitar riff of candy kind. (I also really like black licorice, but I'll admit that that's weird.)

Unhappy? I couldn't think of a better fate than a bag of Reeses and a jumbo soda. At the time of consumption anyway. I'd smile doing that… and then go home and cry deeply in my darkened basement.

Nah. ZMF is for realz, yo.

I think Camus (and later his heirs) had/have the same no film policy. Gosh, I'd love to see how a good director would take on L'Etranger.