I like how Winston and CeCe are the only ones to escape unscathed.

Did you mean, "Please, please, please shut up and let me enjoy my Smiths records"?

*spits out*

There was a comment I read somewhere that said, "If they tried and put their minds together, Winston and CeCe could rule the world." And that comment was correct.

I want him to announce to everyone that he's going to the room that has youths and crack cocaine.

I hate how much I understood Adam's "She's like a carnival" speech and the underlying subtext of saying it out loud to try to prove to himself that he was over her.

Seriously, Ray tho.

"Hail Mary, full of grace, bounding into the endzone. Of Heaven."

No, son.

Instead of backing away, I will now panic moonwalk away, wondering why I haven't done this all my life.

I want Satya Babha to remain on the show if only for a slap fight between him and Schmidt that the Internet can set to Scott Pilgrim music.

Are they going with The Sinister Six plotline? Because I'm actually hoping they do that because I don't think Electro or The Rhino are strong enough villains to hold up their old film. A smart way to do that would be for each of the six to be engineered by Oscorp and they're basically beta testing what eventually…

This episode needed Max Greenfield saying "cocaine" a lot.

I agree with this. Although I laughed, the more I think about it, the more, I'm all, "…the fuck?" Art douche plot could have been handled better, instead of "HEY! He's into some weird shit, and Marnie goes along with it because…..????????????"

Weirdest. Drive prequel. Ever.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus "Deanlarious"?

Be honest, who else read the title initially as "James Franco's American Tabloid"?

Hot. Hot hot hot.

When you graduated high school, son.

Look, if this keeps John Malkovich paid and allows us to watch his crazy, I don't have a problem with it. There are lots of worse things in the world.