Sometimes, whenever I read a particularly excellent O'Neal article, I think to myself, "Well. He's topped himself. There's no way he can get any better." And every few weeks or so, he proves me wrong. Well done, sir. *Charles Foster Kane clapping*

Sometimes, whenever I read a particularly excellent O'Neal article, I think to myself, "Well. He's topped himself. There's no way he can get any better." And every few weeks or so, he proves me wrong. Well done, sir. *Charles Foster Kane clapping*

That's one of my favorite non-recurring lines.

That's one of my favorite non-recurring lines.

Bernard Cribbins

Bernard Cribbins

It's like they took Abed's formula from "Competitive Ecology."

It's like they took Abed's formula from "Competitive Ecology."

I just hope that Tara being turned into a vampire means her turning into a giant puddle of gore. I say that knowing that it will never ever happen.

What do you mean, "crappy"? Why am I not playing this game right now?

What do you mean, "crappy"? Why am I not playing this game right now?

They're crepuscular.

They're crepuscular.

Holy shit, you're right. What a missed opportunity.

Holy shit, you're right. What a missed opportunity.

I'm pretty sure the notifications for this article got me Bingo.

I'm pretty sure the notifications for this article got me Bingo.

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man…bitch!"

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man…bitch!"

"Have you ever just sat on the grass and done nothing?"- RIP