Yeah, F/X really Britta'd their Hulu policies.

Sploosh

Would you rather have "the guy that isn't Nic Cage from the National Treasures"?

Anyone who doesn't want to watch the Archer-Raylan teamup is a goddamned liar. Or hasn't watched Archer and/or Justified and needs to get on that right away.

I'm sorry, but I love watching Neal McDonough have fun for an hour every week. That, and "SHIT! I forgot to bring a knife."

Fuck THAT shit too.

I gave this episode a B- purely on the lack of penny can. ("Pen-ny Can on zip liiiiiiine"=missed opportunity)

Underrated quote from season 1:

WOULD THAT THIS DESK WERE A TIME DESK! To transport myself to March 15th.

FLAGGED.

PENNY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

HOW'D IT GET BURNED? Oh, right, heat vision.

A'right now, listen up…I wish I had something better, but I hadn't planned on this happening when I chose this handle. So, something about one of the recruits wanting smoothies in Afghanistan, and Coach chewing him out saying they'll have smoothies when they kill Bin Laden?

I'm still amazed at how Jack and Liz as Batman and The Joker makes weirdly perfect sense.

That's more like it. "God, your hands are like cricket bats!"-the running joke that NEVER gets old.

I just think it's funny Warner Bros. calls Two and a Half Men "intellectual property."

You forgot to add a "doesn't" in there.

Judging solely by the episode title, this episode had nowhere near the amount of death and an overabundance of soundtrack that I expected it would have.

Why was Jason in this? Why did Jason keep talking about tacos? Why was there not enough Lizzy Caplan? But Schmidt's scenes=A+. And the condom dance=A.