Hey you guys, do you remember that time Leonard Pierce took Joss Whedon's own self deprecating joke and phrased it in such a way that he unfairly made Joss Whedon look like a gigantic asshole?

You can say the same about Signs and the water ending, but I think I was just glad that the aliens turned out to be aliens and not Bruce Willis or the town elders trying to keep the kids in line.

I actually hate the Sixth Sense, but I like Signs.

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Stuff like this makes me contemplate whether it would have been worth it to have a horrible childhood with horrible parents just so I could spend my adult life indulging myself in insipid and meaningless personal projects.

I only watched a minute of it just to see, and it was the part where the pirates were talking about Peter getting a mother for the lost boys.

So….. the same thing these GJ,I! writers do.

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I always try to do something productive while I put on something to hate-watch in the background. It's amazing how clean my apartment gets whenever The Bachelor is currently airing.

I don't know…$345 seems like a pretty good deal. I have very little interest in Harry Potter or Poland, but that price alone gave me pause.

I think there's something to be said for discerning project selection. I used to be a big fan of Nicole Kidman, not because I thought she was the world's greatest actress, but because for a 4 or 5 year period or so she seemed intent on building an interesting career. Hopefully Scarlett Johansson doesn't similarly crap…

Under the Skin NOVEL SPOILERS AHEAD:

That's not how I interpreted that scene at all. I thought she was intact and just shocked by the feeling.

I thought Bad Judge was decent too, but a little forced most of the time. I think it could have become a good-to-great sitcom had it been allowed more time to grow.

If you liked the book for its hypnotic, dream like quality, then you'll love the movie. It takes that aspect of the novel and quadruples down on it.

…wait, which scene is this? I can think of several that it could be.

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I didn't realize they were making the movie into 4 parts, so I read the headline as McConaughey playing 4 different roles. Now I want to see a movie where he plays Randall Flagg, Tom Cullen, Larry Underwood, and Gary Sinise.

I don't think they even look that much alike. Their ears are totally different. Mouth is different. Eyes are different. Noses different.

I loved the kids version. I thought seeing a room transformed into a mad scientist's lab was more fun than seeing asian-inspired bedrooms or chocolate colored living rooms.