It's all downhill from here.

Oh…AH ….!

Oh…AH ….!

Come on, Automatic_Taglines, there's no way you're 5'9".

Come on, Automatic_Taglines, there's no way you're 5'9".

At the time he would have been known as Logan Huntzburger … that's who he is to me, anyway.

At the time he would have been known as Logan Huntzburger … that's who he is to me, anyway.

I realize the stakes aren't actually that high, but somehow that makes things extra scary.

I realize the stakes aren't actually that high, but somehow that makes things extra scary.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It  … was unsuccessful.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It  … was unsuccessful.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It .. wasn't successful.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It .. wasn't successful.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It … wasn't successful.

Sorry. I was trying to do the Annie dusting / Troy reaction exchange. It … wasn't successful.

@avclub-65a6048abf35bf769871ab5ada7bf3cc:disqus  WHY?!

@avclub-65a6048abf35bf769871ab5ada7bf3cc:disqus  WHY?!

Why?

Why?

Why?