Vernon's abbreviated list of cool road trip stuff:

"Paradise" - Wild Yaks

Stuff on Jimmy's list the group ("full squad!") didn't do:
6 - Break into old hospital
7 - Egg Paul's House
8 - Crash Adam Levine's Party

What would be lame jokes on some other shows work for me on this one….

aw … sheeiittt!…

… but do you understand the appeal?

A Møøse once bit my sister

1 - Community
2 - 30 Rock
3 - Parks and Rec
4 - The Office

Not if your purpose is to succinctly disagree with the questionable praise offered in the article.

"… Gil Kenan is a hack and Steven Spielberg is a moron."

Why waste your time envying my gift for levity when there is so much you can be doing with your natural talent for severity?

Are you trying to get formidable on me?

Your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead …

A little trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision my opponent having aggressive sex with my mother.

Self-knowledge is the gateway to freedom.

Why would I lie about that?

"If there's one thing I hate more than scientists trying to take over the world, it's scientists who twist innocent primates with computer enhanced mind control to live out their sick and perverted fantasies of criminal power." - Elsa, Frozen

Yessir — the check is in the mail.

OK. I get the picture. White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, OK, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howling monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine. I'm back. I'm ready,…