….I like Seinfeld.

What, are you the one person who hasn't seen AskANinja? Thats pretty much what being a Ninja is like.

WAY failed firstie.

We're talking about fantasia right? because that night on bald mountain would be one of mine to. Also, the sorcerers apprentice. That sorcerer looked scary, but as bad as i felt for mickey having to live with him, when he takes the ax and chops up all the brooms? That was scarring. What the FUCK mickey? You gave all…

I don't know if anyone already said this but I don't have time to read all the comments.
For me it was this animated movie called Little Nemo. I think I was like four, I haven't seen it since because it would probably ruin it but I'm not sure if what I remember is what actually happened or just my memory skewed by…

Except for Prison Wine. Looking for new tortures on google. To enact on the people trapped in his apartment.

What did he do to Phel? You see, he brought her down to our level. It wasn't hard, Trolling, as you know, is like gravity. all it takes is a little Push! HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HOO HOO HA HA HA !!!!

This movie…
…actually looks funnier then it has any right to be. Maybe not FUNNY funny, but it looks better than any of Tyler Perry's shit.

'Twas a fine first good sir! Both nerdy and barely subtle!

The devil gets bored just like everyone else. Sometimes all that hiding in the shadows and smirking evily just isn't as much fun as grabbing someone by the lapels and shouting "BE EVIL!" in their face until they submit. Also, apparently Jesus doesn't love spelling anymore.

WOAH! That's not your shtick! I like my groan and eye ball rolling worthy running jokes to come from the same posters! Otherwise I just have no idea what to expect on this site.

That would be Time Crisis. Nub.

I hope you mean that they are not great adaptions, which I think is what I'm getting from your post. Those two are the first things I thought of, along with V for Vendetta. They changed alot about V, but I thought the story felt pared down and tighter, freed of Moore's tendency to over write. For me it's a toss up as…

On Vampirisim…
One of the things I really liked about the movie was that it didn't go out of its way to explain to you Vampire physiology or biology or how the work or anything like that. I thought they treated the audience with a lot of respect, "She's a Vampire. You know what they are, you know what they do. Lets…

I'm really glad this movie got Seceret Success.
I know its a stupid comedy with nothing tying it together but a string of sketches, but in middle school me and all my friends loved this movie. I've seen in like 10 times(and no times since,) and i remember it being amazing. I will now continue not watching it, in order…

HOLY CRAP! I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail for my US Government class in high school to! Our teacher put it on for our final and told us to compare the way the British Government worked to the way the American Government worked and we would turn it in at the end for credit. When I heard the opening music and…

Like others sounding off here, (including one of the staff posters,) this was either my worst expeirence or my most awesome. Several friends and I went to see Spiderman 3. I should give some background. Spiderman goddmaned 3 was shit. I have loved Spiderman since 3rd grade when I wanted to be him, and I loved the…

The AV Club hands out F's again!
I am SO excited!

Fuck you all.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are the best band in the goddamn universe. But this does look like crap.

Did I miss something?
What the HELL has happened to Ryan? And Toby, now that I think about it.