Plus it's practically villain-less, except for me—and I'm only in one episode and I get my ass handed to me by Fluttershy—and Nightmare Moon. But Nightmare Moon ends up becoming a hero (it turns out it was Princess Luna during that time of the month or something). So that leaves nobody. No villains, just cute…

Yeah, turns out she's the Stare Master. [sigh] I thought maybe if I hounded her here, she'd weaken and let me turn her to stone. But it just wasn't meant to be. Plus, like Memeometer says, I'm a little too esoteric since I only appeared in one episode of the show. Ah well.

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"One of the central threads of the show involves three very young ponies, still hoping to gain their cutie marks, who spend much of their time attempting to grow up faster than they really should and, thus, getting into all sorts of wacky scrapes."

[Jaw drops]

I think Krippy's right; quit all this horsing around!

Hmmm, looks like *all* of Jeffrey's posts may have been deleted.

Mmmm… delicious Fluttershy tears… tell more sad animal stories! More, I say!

That's IT, Adventuresicle; consider yourself STONED!

RUN DIRECTLY INTO MY GAZE!

And after Nightmare Moon paints you red, I shall finally have my revenge and turn you to STONE!! We shall see who is the true Stare Master, my Fluttershy!

The answer is YES!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

I'll follow you, so that I can turn you to STONE! Muahahaha!

Look at me dammit! LOOOOOOOK!!!!!

'Chaotic Neutral' is about right, you meddling little Pegasus! Come back to the forest with your group of Cutie Mark Crusaders again, I dare you!!!

Fluttershy! My revenge will be sweet—this time, there will be no rescuing for Twilight and Elizabeak! 'STARE MASTER' MY CHICKEN/SNAKE ASS!!!!