A Superhero we all need.

I thought Leslie Nielsen died.

, Jr.

Went to a friend's house for PPV Pacquiao fight, turned out to be fun to chat with people I don't usually run into during the week.
Was able to get back to cooking fall foods both nights, which I always enjoy the flavors. Yesterday was duck on the grill, and used the drip pan for duck fat potatoes. Added salad & baked…

Fellate-ry will get you nowhere in this crowd.

Dr. Doctor.

I've shared this story before, but all this talk about elections and Shar Peis provoked a hard flashback…

My favorite moment still is when HRC mentioned Alicia Machado at the first debate. Trump's response and the subsequent fallout was truly the "Welcome To The NFL" hit he dodged in the primaries.

is "grabbing women by the pussies" bad grammar?
…i'm sorry, it's just really bothering me…

For some reason I read that in Owen Wilson's voice.

Hey! I have Shar Peis!

Worst. Match.com Profile. Ever.

He knew the rule for removing a fish hook lodged in the skin, never pull it back out, you instead cut the top off, and push it through.

And here I was, quoting Tombstone :)

Is that a fact?

I actually think he really is out there somewhere building Westminster Abbey in a bottle worthy of Edward the Confessor.

only if she comes out on the dais and says "CAN YOU DIG IT" first.

I was told there would be no math.

NO ONE loves math problems with a couple beers in them.

EVERYONE fights better with a couple beers in them.