I'm a former AZ resident too, but still follow state politics closely, including McCain moving there as an easy ramp to the national stage, only to be derailed as one of the Keating Five. I like this from the 2008 campaign as where he's ended up:

Lol, it's easy as pie.
"Fall Forward", like you're having a heart attack.
"Spring Back", like if you just saw a rattle snake!
Have fun!

Gerald Ford died senselessly.

"…I give you the…F…B…I"
-Trump, introducing James Comey at some rally this weekend.

STOP FARTING INTO MY COUCH CUSHIONS AND GET OUT AND VOTE

jary, gerge vote on ipad.

Best Race Draft choice ever.

HBO can ill fjord another failure like this one.

Maybe, or its because they couldn't get the 4th Affleck, Uday.

I'm already planning pork & chicken tamales for election night.

That joke goes sway back.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

…but they're both on the left side

May I change seats?
-L. Liberty

I remember that Ajax likes flan

It's close enough to "melena".

Yeah! I did my nickel in the Upper Valley, last reunion was in 2013, due back 2018!

[SITS THE JETS 'D' IN HONOR OF THE RETURN OF POPS]

It's awkward because of WHERE the tat is located….

And just in thyme, too.