Sully was gonna land that plane Any Which Way You Can.

"Best-Laid Plans Of Mice And Men Faulted In 747 Crash."

"'If Only Sully Had Been Flying Those Planes On 9-11', Grade-A Idiot Remarks."

"Earl Campbell called, he wants his thighs back."

Why do you think that egg timer is just sitting there?

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…holy smokes, invoking Poe's Law kinda feels like revving a chopper straight into the hedges!

Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

Stevie ain't blind, baby.

Because its on TV

You fellas look like you want to get wet.

I C what you did there.

Jary get BatPad. Brus Wane jelous.

The body mass alone….

It was for rustling, I believe.

wo!

JERRY SEINFELD'S A FUNNY GUY!!!
…jeez, where is SQG, anyway?

coultr get sick burn on libtards in end when trump win lmao

It's her version of "You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle."

-vmint out of my Medicare!

Ann Coulter can cast her own shadow?