Damn, you drink early.

I am so vetting the next pun thread that comes through here.

Your older nephew sounds like a budding loan shark.
Ironically, one of the many degrees formerly available at ITT.

Will the Fighting ITT Comets still play this weekend?
I got a nickel on them losing by fifty.

ITT's curtains?

Goldeneye & Recreation

"And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort…

Hello, Jeannine…

Amazing, you're reaching my stomach/womb.

Alien "Hay-seuss" was working to-day as I drove by.

RUM HAM

DAMMIT
MAKE IT STOP

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Pray for Jerry Tha Sharpie Head.

I hope this doesn't mean a Cincinnati Bow Tie.
[FEELS IMMEDIATELY TERRIBLE FOR THE PROCESSES DRIVING WORD ASSOCIATION]

Stop mentioning that man.

[slow CLAP]

It was taken on Grindr already.

We don't need Rome telling us what to do!

I think that's single strength Bactrim you're remembering