He can just double down & become the real Swim Shady.

Heh. We have a thread upstairs on this very night. Look for Dino Ironbody

I like the fact that Tim Russert, then a law student in Cleveland, was at Ten Cent Beer Night; he recalled it during an interview (and homecoming) before the 2008 Presidential Debate in Cleveland.
"I went with $2 in my pocket. You do the math."

Combaticus arrives, sets up to shoot B-roll.

Green Man?

Sorry, I learned my celebrity journalism from Jackie Harvey.

Shit, another Wayans gone too soon???

He does so deciduously.

Boxy Brown.

"…and Rex Harrison, as Abraham Lincoln."

This one time, as a kid, I was running around the house and my mom got mad and called me a "Candy Ass"; I was all like, "what the fuck she call me?", then she said, "yeah you heard me."

I'm just full as a tick on stump liquor.

Calling people "Bozo" is my new thing.

No my name is Clarence.

I was living in the Valley of the Sun (fucking up on the guitar, as per my post below) when Raising Arizona came out; the community & media really were in an uproar over the "bumpkin" status portrayed in the movie. We were on the move as a cosmopolitan city, forsaking sand for caviar, taking the kickoff for a TD…then…

This may win, just by noting among the AVC commentariat just how many avatars are Simpsons-derived.

Worst. Post. Ever.

Pretentious note: you forgot the asterisks in M*A*S*H*

Ouch.

So, no acidic comments, then?