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Only if you're a beginner.

I saw Lez Zepplin at a club - they were really very good.  I watched Finding Nemo and Spirited Away while high, which is always a great way to spend an weekend afternoons.

¡Señor Beavis!  ¿Donde esta tu hall pass?

I was put in charge of showing my professor's British niece around while she was in town.  She was gorgeous, but not too sophisticated or anything…big into the rave scene back in 92.  I took her to see Barton Fink, hoping that it was going to be a Cohen brothers comedy … something like Raising Arizona 2.  She barely

Lucas deserves 90% of the blame here.  He made many accomplished actors look bad.

You're just like Lisa when she drank the water on the "Little Land of Duff" ride or when she takes too many "Trucker's Choice" caffeine pills.

Wheeeerrrrreeeeeerreeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg.

Your upbeat, positive comments are something we can all enjoy.

That movie features my uncle's (by marriage) old bar.  I think it's a laundromat now.

Newsflash: hasbeen hates nobody.

Aversion therapy was all the rage then.  It was supposed to make us sick and cough a lot but as luck would have it my sister and I were champs at it.  Later experiments with alcohol were even more successful.

There were minor disappointments with movies and book adaptions when I was young but not being a major fan of anything except the LOTR books as a kid, they were minor.  My first major disappointment was when the Pixies released Bossanova, which I realize now has its bright spots, but back then it was such a major

My sister and I kept asking for cigarettes when we were 7 & 9 so my mom & aunt thought they'd teach us a lesson by giving us one to share.  After our 4th one and still loving it, they cut us off.

Rappers need to join the fucking Rotary or Lion's Clubs then. 

Hash Pipe came out just when I started a month long trip to Europe by landing in Amsterdam, so it's got a special place in my heart.  Thank you Euro MTV.

I saw it in '79 - it was still in theaters and the tiny town one-screen cinema in the middle of nowhere I saw it in was packed.

A "Wu-Mobile"?

Fugees - one or two of their skits weren't too terrible.
Handsome Boy Modeling School skits were also funny enough.

Dang it. Someone beat me to the punch on my quote. I'm definitely not with "it."