Now a new generation of kids can be confused by melancholy cartoon movies.

Guinness is a light beer in stout's clothing.

Recipe for light beer: add an ounce or two of club soda to a regular beer. Voila.

I think Toy Story movies are my least favorite. They just seem like the same movie: talking toys get separated from their human, hijinks ensue on their way back. Maybe I just wasn't attached to the toys I had as a kid like other people were. This is possibly because I was born a poor black child, like in the Jerk.

I thought there's be more hockey in the Canadian Dream.

There's very little meat in this gym mat.

Then he said:

Lunchlady Doris.

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me. Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.

Weren't there episodes that never get mentioned now when Beavis goes all "Fire! Fire! Fire!" crazy? Isn't that part of why the Rollins Liar video is so funny, 'cause he can't stop saying liar like he used to say fire? Anyone?

The Adult Party cartoons were at least drawn pretty well. There are some great background/set paintings there, too. But the humor was just so flat.

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Man Stroke Woman - Portland style.

It means he used to sell bull semen - the most expensive liquid on the planet.

They mean baffling and very odd for a mainstream movie.

No anal, but I got a great bj because of that scene.

They are in no way as good as the GLC. You fuckin' knows it.

If this gonna be THAT kind of party I'm gonna stick MY dick in the mashed potatoes!

Step Brothers.

That performance was electrifying and solidified my then new love of jazz. In my book he is the greatest American musician of the 20th century. All of the jazz I've seen performed live after that really showed me that it's in that setting where jazz really flourishes. For all of the great records, there are…