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Under-appreciated, despite the whole Groundhog thing.  And you know why?  Trying to keep the black man down.  Or because of the interracial stuff.  I hate the man.

I'll put in a plug for 'The Idiots", but make sure you see the uncensored version.  This is balls to the wall filmmaking.

Now imagine that same breast in 3D!   Pretty exciting!

You like Korn when they sound like Tool.  Moron.

Interview went really well and was entertaining, and then all of a sudden he starts talking about politics, and he's bat shit crazy.

If this show figures out how to refrain from loving it's set design, it could be good.   Develop the characters more, tighten the scenes, stop the Political Correctness crap, and get it moving.

I fast forward through his crap.

It stinks of political correctness.

"Claire Holt is doing wonderful, thoughtful work as Rebekah."

Don't say penis!  Penis is weak and flabby!  Say Cock!  Cock is hard and mean!

No!  Double fuck podcasts that are iTunes only!  Also fuck podcasts that want you to pay for them in advance, and are not even as funny as the free ones!  Silence of the Lambs was a horror movie!  Dogs are better than cats!  I like tuna fish!

Those guys rock the house!

That's what's so unique about this generation of hipsters.  You can't be  seen trying to be hip.  It must organically flow from the essence of your being.  As a result you must identify hipsters and do the opposite.  You actually have to conform to be a non-conformist to hipster ideology.

Sarcasm is the hipster crack.

Newsflash!  Hipsters hate Ben Folds!

Ice Cube ruined Ice Cube, so he has no one to blame but himself.  Nobody put a gun to his head and said, "Go make some crap."  So there's no point in talking about the fact that he was good up until a certain point.  Once you do "Are we done yet?" you have just destroyed your entire legacy.  You can't go back.  You

You know who is an octarooon?  That guy from Kids in the Hall!  Black people are cool.

I love Apple Pie!

Don't play stupid, spamatazoa.

"I'm funny how? I mean, I'm funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny."