Oh my god it actually is:

Maybe not so useless, but Anna Draper's cane:

"Lane's Resignation Letter"
http://auction.screenbid.co…

I see him around Cracked every now and again. He's still going, just not here.

I don't see why we even have this one. Oh, so I guess they're geniuses for getting stuck in a mine?

It's not an assumption: it actually is difficult to get voter IDs:

The episodes are on the Comedy Central website if you can log in with a cable/satellite provider account.

"Obama and Kerry didn't move mountains. Dealing from a position of
extreme strength, they instead gave in to every single demand Iran had."

Thanks; I always sort comments by "Oldest First," so the Alien Jesus link was really confusing me.

What's "the other site"? Is something happening to The Onion?

Variety's False Dismissal?

Part 2:
https://i.imgur.com/T2EDv.png

Your comment is good, but it's a little too on the nose. B-

But those concerns *aren't* reasonable. While those chemicals can certainly be made to sound scary when spoken about out of context, there isn't any evidence supporting the idea that they pose any risk (and the same goes for vaccine overload). You can check all the citations here:

Just by going through Wikipedia, there doesn't seem to be a concrete explanation as-of-yet for why ethylmercury passes through the body so quickly and methylmercury doesn't, but there is consensus that ethylmercury does pass more quickly and has none of the associated effects.

Even if you don't think she shares your core values, this country moves to the left every time we elect a Democrat. Even if Bernie Sanders somehow became President, he'd be working with a Republican House and probably a Republican Senate, such that very little would probably get done in terms of taxes and wealth…

Then move somewhere that doesn't have a first-past-the-post voting system. Short of that, suck it up and vote for the candidate who supports increasing the minimum wage, citizenship for illegal immigrants, marriage equality and LGBTQ rights, universal automatic voter registration, limiting the amount of private money…

Honestly, if I had a choice between a show about soccer and a show about fancy hats, I'd go for the fancy hats. They're like cakes for your head!

Here's the first one:

I feel like I've already made my point, so I'll just say four things: