His speech at the DNC 2012 was good, but I feel like he needs to get more involved in mainstream politics so his nomination doesn't look like it came out of nowhere.

Exactly; you could easily take down a Wailord with a Rosalia.

I'm not sure I can pick just one, but I absolutely love all of the following:

"Bye…bye..birdie….so…..sad……to……see……you….goooo……"

She didn't even have the decency to give away an American car! Why does she hate America?!

That may be technically the case, but both pale in comparison to the rights and respect afforded to the owners of the company.

It's only after that we crawl through all the used diapers that you'll reveal it was in the adjacent recycling bin all along.

How can Jake be fine with anyone?! HE MURDERED JAMES! I will never forgive him!

I've never really had an issue with the arrow, but this does seem useful. Thanks for the tip!

You're right! Attack them both!

They're still doing auto-tuned news segments; the most recent one was for the state of the union:

Well, I haven't read it any type of thoroughly, but usually stuff like this doesn't mean "if you do this, there is so-and-so amount of chance that you'll become this." Usually what's going on is that they take a survey of people's health and their habits, and then they report the correlations between behavior.

That could be the case: if you initially had a 1% chance of becoming obese, and then watched 9 hours of TV, your chances would increase by a factor of 100%, meaning your new chance of becoming obese is 2%. You increased by the entire amount of your initial value, so it's a 100% increase.

The JJ's Diner location doesn't have waffles on their menu. Where did all those waffles come from?!

Two words: graduate student.

Hey now, some of us are poor STEM majors.

Two scenarios present themselves:

1) Wizards don't need math beyond a 5th grade level (if that); they have magic, and if they wish to study math any further, they can take Arithmancy. That's why the conversions between Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons are so cumbersome; it didn't occur to wizards to make a base 10 (or other convenient counting method)…

They grow, like mold. Also, as non-beings, they don't really "die", as they aren't alive.

At the professional level, the Chasers are more than fast enough to gain the majority of the points, especially considering the efforts taken by the Beaters and the opposing Seeker to keep the Snitch from being caught. We saw this in Book 4 and in the 2014 Quidditch World cup.