Have you read the original book version of Wicked? It's pretty close to that, as far as gritty universes with harsh realities go.

Well someone needs to do it. I can't let it go now that I've thought of it.

Whoever she plays, I need Jessica Lange to have a ridiculous, Liz Lemon-style Boston accent so she can pronounce it as "Cloooohn Killa"

I had to read that twice to fully grasp how good that pun is.

John Travolta denounces the tasteless humor of Jensle Lionie.

He got her out of the hospital; she got him out of jail. And by out of jail, I mean paid his bail and let his concussed mistress stay in her home. I think that more than makes up for a bedside pep-talk.

Really? Slower than Bran?

But Sleepy Hollow is good, isn't it?!

Please tell your mother that at least 1 commenter on the internet thinks she has excellent taste.

Have you tried getting around that with an unblocker? I use one to access the Netflix libraries in Canada and the UK (and I'm in the US).

9-11 was bad!

Well I think it sounds ridiculous, but then I don't understand anyone who would ever consider voting for Romney.

Tiana has personality, but the whole movie is about every other character trying to make her lose it. 'Stop working hard to achieve your dream; what you really need is a man!'

Maybe this is too recent, but the evil wish bunny from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

Tyrion's speech was amazing; correct me if I'm wrong, but it was basically "you're a coward and unfit to lead, and if got in a fight with that little person, he would literally fuck you in the middle of the stage," right?

I know the baby shot him, but only because Roger spoiled it in 'A.D. 100'

I haven't seen Ghostbusters; as with all films that were popular before I was born, it was quite easy to not see.

I accept that logic, as it makes Janeway, the Captain who oversaw the most lengthy trek, the best captain. Not that she needed help.

How nice of Captain Sisko to speak up on behalf of Captain Janeway.

Janeway would like to get into this fight to. I say 'would like to' because she's too busy decimating the Borg and being both a Captain and a mother to her crew to participate.