All of the merged faces look like the faces generated in Elder Scroll games

El Capitán Cocinero!

While Troll 2 is hilariously bad, in the end it's just a monster flick - the bar isn't very high.

I get the same video problem.

Women be shoppin'

No, you're criticizing a Lexus for not being a boat because boats are more awesome and enjoyable than cars.

Criticizing art for not being the art you want it to be is silly, but writing close to 1000 words about it is just kinda sad.