WA WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE MA- Oh right, Harrison Ford's white and male.

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It'll be a pop-fly into the endzone!

I learned from the Creation Museum that the dinosaurs went extinct beacuse an asteroid turned them gay.

"I don't even know anyone who owns a Blurred Lines!"

Time to Unplug, Internet!

*SPLOOSH!*

Zimbabwe!

It's like pottery

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BABALITY

I'm from San Antonio. We got.. Miss Congeniality and… that show about the badass motorcycle doctor. Yay?

"I enjoy her body… of work."

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