You know, it's possible for plenty to not like The Revenant and have valid criticisms against it. I gave you plenty of reasons a while ago in an earlier piece regarding the movie, so please don't generalize.

You're like, so deep.

Why have you met my many lovely wives?

Did you see the extras on the stunt work for Fury Road? WOW. You know a guy is committed when he's willing to risk a man driving a motorcycle off a cliff.

Pretty much this. Mad Max Fury Road is a stone cold classic action movie.

There's something very sad about playing an outro song that says, "Fight the power," at an award ceremony for wealthy, famous people.

Mediocre. You knew it was coming.

I'm not one to complain about long posts, but Jesus, that's a long one.

Funnily enough it was supposed to be Bikini Girls with Machine Guns by The Cramps.

It was a nice little contradiction that he believed in just about everything, save religion; whereas Scully was a scientist with religious beliefs. Now the shows getting more muddled. I got very Millennium vibes from this season. Carter loves his stoic Christian heroes [I'm speaking more of season 1 and 3, not 2 of…

An then they stoned her.

T'aint no sin.

There are better ways to check for insulin.

I remember in high school when a bunch of my friends got tongue rings; god that was annoying.

Out of all the people in the world you could lie about and say was your parent, why Jake the Snake?

A guy can—sniff—dream.

Can it instead be a contest to end The Walking Dead? Pretty please?

Placed as it should.

It also didn't hurt that he clearly enjoyed the role.

Makes me sad how little love Shin Megami Tensei gets. So many go on and on about the newer Persona games [Nothing wrong with them], but come on, I want that bleak, brutal end of the world goodness.