He doesn't curse, but he is a cranky, lovable asshole.

We can fix this: George Miller directs an episode of Doctor Who.

By far one of his most creepy thrillers. Love it.

He's kind of like an automatic Mad Libs of nonsense.

Beep boop bop beep errrrrrrrr… [Tape reels catch fire, and the computer explodes.]

The thing read like a 1st or 2nd draft at best.

Or starts speaking in the third person.

A seeming impossibility: Unwatchable pugs.

Halloween + The Terminator - The Guest = The Host

Not really. James Cameron has said in interviews that Carpenter's Halloween was a huge influence on him. I wouldn't put it past him that he took elements from Halloween and Harlan Ellison's writing, and mashed them together.

Oh come on, you still have your whole life to fuck up before you!

But why? Babes in Toyland [A great fucking band] predated the riot grrrl movement. They were often mistaken for grunge, too. They're more a rocking punk band than anything, and I'd argue a much heavier band than anything produced within the riot grrrl movement. There's a viciousness to the music, an unrelenting anger…

Honestly, that sounds more like Chris Elliott's bag.

I'd say she's more a part of the Machine.

Ugh, nothing worse than an easily bruised fan.

Nah, he's just taken over the job. Seriously though, regardless of how old he lived to be, I wished he could have stayed around longer. A legend, a master swordsman, and heavy metal senior. Such an awesome man. I'm going to miss you, Mr. Lee.

Dammit Av Club, stop making me feel old!

Your vision is too narrow. Seriously. You remind me of people that moan about how there's nothing good right now, only if they'd looked deeper, they'd see there's plenty to love right now.

This truly is the year of Mad Max: Fury Road.

To be fair, many of these internet critics have attended high school, and know a guy.