And yet he has the stutter of a kindly grandfather. He's the best.

You think the image of a father at the dining table is reading the morning paper, but under that cover lies an open issue of some serious bondage porn.

Can you imagine how awesome Fury Road would have been if we could somehow put young Gibson in it? I think I'd blow a blood vessel shrieking with joy while watching.

I'd call it wiser with age.

Only slight penetration, for their weenies are quite small.

I'll take that over my grandma saying you-know-what about black people.

If anything he's only honed his craft more.

A co-worker of mine told me his grandma cannot wait to see this movie, and she's in her 70's.

I think I get what she meant, though. Gibson in later films tends to mug a lot, which can get irritating.

They rock out depending on body weight: Less = More.

I cannot wait to see it again this week. Such a fun flick.

It get's easier when you write your second awful novel.

I really hope we see more Mad Max movies. People complaining that the part wasn't played by Mel Gibson are insane. Would you prefer the role played by the old and bloated Mel instead? I felt giddy watching this movie, the characters, even minor ones, were really memorable, the setting pure Wasteland, and the action…

Constitution check.

Ugh, what happened to talking to someone in person about being let go? And then this tactless attack on her for calling them on their shit. Lamer than lame.

I don't get the push for these uses for holograms, like resurrecting dead performers. Use holograms as mannequins in high-end clothing stores to showcase wears, or use them for living pop stars during a big arena show and have them out where the audience is too far way to see the show well. You need a cool factor for…

Ghost Dad rape.

You think that's bad? Wait until the rogue Cosby AI gets out there, stalks women through appliances, and sends them unwanted deliveries of Pudding Pops.

Uh, a downers man. I prefer uppers myself, the kind that smile and threaten me with clutched scissors.

The sad thing is she needed to go to that extreme to avoid further harassment or worse. It's like other groups of people that get targeted by assholes; you need to be tougher just to survive.