Hey, she's not a whore! She's a lady. A lady of the night.

And in related news, Bono will perform in a benefit show for Bono.

Do paychecks count?

Don't Run When Carrying Blade

You forgot: Christopher Lee knows how to sword fight, and taught Oliver Reed the art.

It just goes to show that the general taste in America is pretty lame. Bands considered has-beens still do well in the rest of the world, and little punk bands here are treated like royalty elsewhere.

Ah, but the hooting and hollering is the preacher showing his true colors: He's a buffoon. For all his smarmy charm, threats and sneers, he's nothing more than a coward fleeing an elderly woman that just gave him buckshot in the dairy-air. It's perfect.

This truly is a day of '90s has-beens.

I never could figure out how Pokémon evolved.

Just as the '80s were full of bands with "Youth" in them, now bands will contain, "Middle-aged," such as: Middle-aged Reagan Youth, Sonic Middle-age, and so on.

And you can drink!

Lithgow's the only thing I remember from this, in particular him chowing on candy canes to flee from the cops about to bust down his office door.

Are you kidding me? I'd rather my kid watch Night of the Living Dead—at least the zombies die in that one.

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby

I'd say Kirie is more blank than bland. Considering Ito is hugely influenced by Lovecraft, that's to be expected; Lovecraft never bothered with much characterization. That's arguably why Lovecraft and Ito's stories work, because their stories allow for easier immersion by the reader. As for why do they stay? It's a…

Gyo is pretty good, but in the end it felt more gross than anything. The short story at the back of that book, about people entering large holes on a mountain side is the scary story in that collection.

He just does horror well. Period. Makes me sad more of his stuff hasn't been released over here, though for you French speaking people, some of his stuff was printed in France. I've got one of those books: A gift from my sister. Now if I only knew French.

"The film could easily be a creepy tale of bestiality," wasn't that pretty much Splice in a nutshell?

Or just go all the way with, "Baby black-face."

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