Last night as I wrote this I thought, 'This is sounding more like a Victorian ghost story than Lovecraft, I should really add some antiquarian words.' But then I thought, 'Nah, they'll get the joke, they won't be that anal about it.'

And Sheltie felt his forehead dampen as he turned to the darkened doorway. Something stood within the shadows. Something that had the upright manner of a person, but the head… No, the head was far from human, if anything it was avian in shape. And he recalled his trip a year before to Egypt, to a strange temple…

Old enough? I'm so going to hell…

Oh come now. Most movies seldom live up to their badass cover art. The movie has weak spots, and the budget does show. However, it's one hell of a dark horror movie. All those weird Freudian images, the moments of pure fairy tale nightmare. It's arty without being boring, and it's gory without being stupid. I loved it.

Now show us on the doll where the bad man bruised your ego.

Now show us on the doll where the bad man bruised your ego.

Wah wah wah, I have the thinnest skin. He hurt my feelings with a slide whistle!

God no. The remake felt like it was made for people with very short attention spans. Naomi Watts who I do like talked, like, you know, like a sixteen year old teenager. And it took elements of three, not one, three J-horror movies and mashed them together. Overcompensate much Hollywood?

Don't forget the outfits!

True, but if you could get really, really good at playing the big plane and kill your friend playing the three little planes it's an instant gameover. He then  complains about the game cheating, kicks you out, and doesn't speak to you for a week.

Yes, this Atari has made nothing that's memorable.

If you haven't heard the comic pieces he's done with Wurster, you're all missing out.

I thought it was damn funny.

I will say that I cannot read any comments here without that damn slide whistle popping into my head.

But he does think they're the Wurst.

She'll do OK, she's got better genes over the rabble.

I just don't get why he cares so much. I mean, we're not all the same, and many of us do like his show.

He's a likable guy, but he's also a bit of a slimeball. Sam Spade was like that, which is  one of the reasons we like him. Crooked, but still retaining enough of a sense of honor and what's truely right.

Could you explain why you dislike it?

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