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Um Nudeviking, that's where my Gizmo ended up too…

Um Nudeviking, that's where my Gizmo ended up too…

Fyodor Douchetoevsky some anime have gotten it right. Paprika takes the idea of entering and exploring dreams to a trippy height. The series Paranoia Agent had a very dream-like logic to it. Very nightmarish. As for movies, B horror movies tend to get it pretty right most of the time, regardless of cheesy special…

Fyodor Douchetoevsky some anime have gotten it right. Paprika takes the idea of entering and exploring dreams to a trippy height. The series Paranoia Agent had a very dream-like logic to it. Very nightmarish. As for movies, B horror movies tend to get it pretty right most of the time, regardless of cheesy special…

You have a real sweet tooth for B movies.

You have a real sweet tooth for B movies.

Yeah, terrible writing there.

Yeah, terrible writing there.

Inception made me mad for not getting dream logic right. Parts of it felt more like a haunted house movie. The only thing that seemed like it was a dream was the train in the middle of a city street, but then everything else felt like a shooting game. And don't get me started on the endless falling van.

Inception made me mad for not getting dream logic right. Parts of it felt more like a haunted house movie. The only thing that seemed like it was a dream was the train in the middle of a city street, but then everything else felt like a shooting game. And don't get me started on the endless falling van.

Jason gets an Upgrade!

Jason gets an Upgrade!

And aren't Golden Showers enough of a reason anyway?

And aren't Golden Showers enough of a reason anyway?

Sexy Nurse? Sexy Witch? Sexy Sexy?

Sexy Nurse? Sexy Witch? Sexy Sexy?

And those were special how?

And those were special how?

It also had a good dose of humor, and a real sense of mounting dread. It did what many newer horror films have failed to do with splashy effects. It was scary with just words. Just hearing the reports of people moving as herds or of the carnage going on outside was frightening. An excellent use of quiet horror.