Devon Rex Dominance!!!

That band up there is none of my goddamned business.

OH NO HE DI'INT!!!!

True that. Instead of killing himself he went down the hard drugs rabbit-hole, and now he's worse off then I've ever seen him.

Calico Control!

That's beautiful. Sounds like a Michelob ad.

Tabby Talent!

Snatch Superiority!

It is impressive, isn't it? Pustules don't grow on trees, you know.

Vagina virility?

It's perfectly fine to laugh at things that titillate you.

I could have used that advice 10 years ago.

I'm sure there's people out there with rage issues who just lose their shit and kill themselves out of anger. Or is it just me?

Maybe it was because the white keys were playing along with the black keys?

But you'll never stop me from diorama-ing sex acts!!!!

Hmmph.

*throws stapler @ThisIsNotAnInternetMeme*

I don't know, but it's a cool venue. Saw the Meat Puppets there last week and they tore shit up.

I would like to subscribe to your flowchart.

Hey, fistgash is a serious condition that affects thousands of moms per year. I pray that you don't get it……