i once managed to cum on the small of a baby's back. 

the best part is her husband mouthing to her, "shut up."

what's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

bobbie gentry "he made a woman out of me".

watch out for the revenooer man!

yeah, this is going to be like the night that johhny cash died, which was also a friday.  my wife and i went camping in the forest and built a huge fire.  we got drunk and stoned and blasted johnny cash all night long.

i would suggest that everyone who is a fan of mister jones listen to shake the shack on kexp.org at 6 pm (pst).  they will no doubt have a very nice tribute.

well goddamit, in honor of george i'm gonna drink some white lightnin' and ride my mower to the nearest bar.

oh yeah, what a shitty song, right?  not like that all time classic, "lips like sugar".

67 bucks.  it's cool, but i only have 3 turntables.

i had a nice relaxing 3 day weekend, mostly at casa de taint.  i recorded and wrote a few songs, which turned out pretty well.  one is sort of a wings/nirvana/bee gees mess.  i also went to record store day and spent about 250 bucks, although that total will go down once i return "zaireeka."  what was i thinking?

that's not blasphemy, it's science!

rock writers somehow find it impossible to mention pink floyd without bringing up marijuana. 

i have quite a few guitars and it was a cheap one i didn't really want.  i paid 75 bucks for it, and i made a lot more than that selling off the 8 tracks i didn't want.  hell, i got 50 bucks for madonna's "who's that girl" soundtrack!  no parking on pine is pretty small so they don't have much.  they always have a…

hmmm.  i like the song, but it's creepy, right?  almost like he raped her.

i traded a guitar for 1000 8 tracks last year at no parking on pine.  there was actually a lot of cool stuff in the lot, and i ended up keeping about 500 of them.  8 tracks in general are very hit or miss, but that's part of the fun. 

i just discovered spin cycle about 2 months ago.  cool place.  i wish they had 8 tracks though.

i got tetanus from a 1967 J-45.

have you checked out melrose vinyl market yet?  i think that might be my favorite, although i spent the most at everyday music simply for their convenience and turnover.

yeah?  well, georgetown has georgetown records.  i bought "kill 'em all" there after a beer festival at the old rainier brewery, and it only cost me 35 bucks!