My response would have been, "It's okay, I can just turn the fork and knife upside down. I think I'll manage."

Day9, a Starcraft commentator, is/was really funny too.

I have always wondered: Do all red haired women have the power to make Wendy's magically appear anytime anywhere, or is it just the one from the commercials?

The problem is that all of my friends would Tweet really similar things 'ironically,' so now I automatically assume every dumb thing people say is actually just sarcasm, which can be incredibly lazy in its own right.

"'The Big One' is Gilmore Girls’ first engagement with teenagers having sex."

I think that's because you used italics; we were were all like, Oh, this
guy noes the fuck out of what is going on.

How did I forget to post this?

The A.V. Club
I can't tell if you're joking or not.

When people tell me they're "majority in business" I'm like, "What do you even do learn how to do? Handshake really well or something?"

A real hacker would do everything on a keyboard.

I still don't know whether or not it is about mermaids.

It's probably too late, and I'm not sure if this is even the right episode, but it *puts on sunglasses* looks like Jeff and Michelle just made the Dean's list!

The worst is the fact that they have to remind us of that moment during every single title sequence.

You were in prison for 7 hours a day? Was that some type of strange parole agreement?

My preferred audio reading surroundings:

I was just being pedantic. It's not so much a "problem" in the sense that we want to solve or prove it. You would never say, for example, that, biologist have been trying to solve the duck problem. It's closer to a class of things mathematicians study (i.e. integrals.)

No they haven't.

I hate that this version of The Simposns for the same reason I hated The Imitation Game. I'm fine with breaking the rules (in The Imitation Game this meant making shit up in a movie sold as close-to-reality), but if you are going to break the rules, make sure the product is good.

Too Many Cooks! That's what this theme song reminds me of.

Why are they studying that crap? I am sure that the AP English exam does not test dates, publishers, or Shakespeare's preferred ink. The closest thing to memorized content it tests is rhetorical/literary terms—chiasmus, 'n' shit like that.