This show is worse than Agents of SHIELD. That's impressive, in its way.

Parents just don't understand that sometimes you have to sell off chunks of your life, all so that you can relive and hopefully fix your worst day.

Can I buy Coinye West with my Kredit Kardashian?

Kid's like nine feet tall by now.

I would sell you popcorn to eat while watching that movie and then go back to staring listlessly at the standee for I, Frankenstein.

That was a good time for all of us.

I would very likely watch the shit out of MTV's Teen Frankenstein.

Brilliant!

Time for Snu-snu!

Supporting Role.

No Rob Lowe, who owned BtC.

That's only four character profiles, so stay hopeful!

I'm down with everything but "Jonas" which because of the eponymous Brothers has been rendered unusable for at least a generation.

Cool story, brah.

Sez you, Ingrid Newkirk.

It's been said that those to whom we come out also go through their own coming out process, and some have even likened it to grieving for that person who has been, in a way, lost. I definitely saw some of that in Margaret's scene in Barton's bedroom. Knowing that the problem has been his and not hers will I believe…

One of whom is Paul Walker.

Home owners with two small kids. One of them said something about how the kids were going to pull the hay off the walls and Hildi's response was "they'll have to be told not to."

"Trading Spaces" and Crying Pam. Legendary.

Without even finishing this write-up, seriously fuck all y'all with this "I love old sitcoms all the way back to the dark ages of the 1980s".