He's trying to order a pizza.

No, Arthur Murray's

Not just in retrospect.

Just drop it.

Get a load o' King Arthur ovah heah.

"Now"?

"You get a death threat! And you get a death threat!"

"Chris is dead.

OH GOD MY EYES I CAN'T STOP SEEING KE$HA

He's recurring on Witches of East End right now. I leave it as an exercise for the reader whether that constitutes wasting him, but will note he has yet to remove any clothing.

Ah, I see you've played bribey-grafty before!

Yeah, but it's a half hour in the middle of a Sunday night that's already beyond overstuffed.

Captain Jack hung with Nine and Ten.

Something something Maslaney.

Can I fuck Adam and then kill him?

I like the Rose of these earlier episodes a lot more than the Rose she turns into by the end of the season.

It's amazing that Masters of Sex has managed to make a show about Masters and Johnson in which I barely care at all about either Masters or Johnson. I am so much more invested in every other character.

He had a Scotsman as a Companion so I'd say the booze and hookers are implied.

Second Doctor = Angry Elf.

Poor Eight and his tiny, tiny arc…