*disembodied head of Kitty Carlisle nods approvingly, somehow*

¿Que?

Points off for not saying "small batches".

Blossom Dearie FTW.

That's what my high school peers said about alcohol and marijuana…and they were right! SOLD.

Except she didn't just stand there and watch. She spoke to her friends via Jeremy.

I didn't burst out laughing at the poisoned dress but I did groan involuntarily when the girl who explains it all was named Clarissa.

This book has been giving me the stink-eye next to my bed for like three years now but I just can't bring myself to start it over.

Looks like this film will be…

Was the killer clown really a trope or cliché at that point? It's always Poltergeist that comes to mind when I think of a beginning point for it.

Rose McGowan's lips then versus Rose McGowan's lips now make me very sad.

Ben Her?

I have no opinion on this shitty idea but I just wanted to say that i clicked over to that old Clue story linked above and the comments made me smile and smile. Cheers, commenters from two years ago!

2 Damon 2 Wayans

It doesn't.

That Richard O'Brien pronounces it "Daner" is my favorite British pronunciation quirk ever, followed in a close second by "This is the Mecker of America" from Shock Treatment.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets directions to the nearest Winn-Dixie*

Fagged for male gays!

Biden!

It's Every Which Wayans.