Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Aw, how could you not love Bonnie's memorial? This show does grief porn better than anything else on the air.

I love that routine, not least because as far as I know Darryl Hannah had done absolutely nothing to warrant the viciousness of the attack. And it comes out of nowhere. Paula's just tootling along talking about Pop-Tarts and her cats and boom, "Darryl Hannah's a shitty actress" lands.

Radical!

"Tens and twenties?"

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCK KNOCKS

*FART*

They're chuckling while stuffing money under their mattress?

Second Street Hawk reference in two days! Everything's coming up Street Hawk!

♫ Because eight is enough…to fill our lives
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WITH COCK

But she wasn't even really starring in it by the end, just introducing episodes in which other people solved murders.

Murder, She MySpaced, Because Old People

I am co-opting all of the things that everyone has already said that I would have said if I had gotten there first. FIRSTIE-BY-PROXY, BITCHES.

JR-M should never appear in a medium which does not allow him to be fully naked.

That is pretty close to my favorite commercial ever (still beaten out by the Snickers panda fancier ad). Such a ridiculously amazing Hollywood glamour ad for that awful perfume.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT RAND!

Albert is my favorite character, bar none. If there was ever a character more perfectly formed from just two scenes (when he reviews Jacque Renault's autopsy with Cooper and his declaration of love) I can't think of it.

Yeah, McLachlan felt that the age difference between the characters was a little skeevy. Cooper was born April 19, 1959 which would have made him 29 when Laura Palmer was murdered.

Dennis/Denise Bryson was DEA, not FBI.

This instead of more Southland. Fuck you, TNT.