Rex Smith or GTFO.

Cop Rot

I…oddly would approve of that scenario.

Masters of Sexland

He's been on the run so I imagine he's been "lumberjacking" for a while now.

:::plays "Taps" on cornet made of half a radiator and a lamp shade:::

They're in a restaurant: "I'm wokin' here!"

With six you get egg roll!

Counterpoint: Andy Samberg.

Dads (Who Take Off Their Clothes For Money)

"'Ello luv, where's that bag of flour?"

Because queer in high school is the key, the very key, to popularity.

*watches with rapt attention*

A pun thread about bones? How metatarsal.

He was just beating the lunch rush.

Unlike you, he is immune to CancerAIDS.

I am staffing your comment so hard right now

THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE AV CLUB

Fuckin' universe.

Gah. We get it, Masters is a creepy dick. We need something, anything, else to make him into an actual character.